What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Can I see some anal hole?

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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